|Tumblr:||Here, have some kittens...|
|Tumblr:||Delicious food? There.|
|Tumblr:||I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...|
|Parents/Roommate:||*walks into the room*|
|Tumblr:||YOU SAID PORN?|
|Tumblr:||DID I HEAR DICKS?|
|Tumblr:||WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?|
|Computer:||HERE LET ME FREEZE|
|Computer:||NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS|
So this kid in my history class fell asleep, and my teacher stopped class, got down on the floor, and tied his shoes together
why doesn’t this have like
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If I’m ever a teacher, I will do this.